Drink Like an Alpha Male (And Still F**k Her All Night…)

Drink Like an Alpha Male (And Still F**k Her All Night…)

Think Manly Alcohol and Sex Drive Won’t Mix? These Drinks Will Impress Her AND Let You Get Rock Hard…

Click Here Now to Discover 5 Exotic Foods That Will Get You Rock-Hard & Keep You That Way For HOURS…

Women judge guys relentlessly.

From our clothing, to our mannerisms, to how confident we act in different circumstances.

They are constantly measuring men…

Connecting dots…

And each woman quietly decides (using some crazy algebra-like formula I have never figured out) if a guy is someone she wants to be with.

Now, I have learned that what drink you choose says a lot about you.

Professionals bartenders make quick assumptions about you based on your drink order.

Likewise, there are whole Cosmo articles for women about what to assume about a guy from his drink of choice.

The bad news? 

Most of those assumptions are negative.

SPECIAL: This “T-Shirt Secret” Can Get You Laid by a Hot College Girl Tonight…

The good news? 

I did a deep dive on what professional bartenders and hot women alike think is cool, and manly.

So I decided to write up a list of cocktails for men that all make a positive statement.

If you want to come across as the cultured, masculine man you are, you’ll want to pay close attention…

These are the top 4 manly drinks to order on a night out.

(And, for sensual date nights at home, I’ve also included recipe guides for each cocktail.)

Plus, since a night of drinking can sometimes lead to embarrassing “whiskey d*ck,” we’ve included a surefire way to avoid that little problem

Skip right to the bottom if that’s what you’re searching for…

Now, let’s begin.

1) Whiskey, Scotch, or Bourbon Straight

OK, not a cocktail. 

But, based on my expertise, asking each of the top Alpha men I know, watching hot women’s eyes light up when they see what I’m drinking, and reading dozens of articles…

If you want to come across as a confident, mature, with-it type of guy, you order whiskey.

Straight or on the rocks.

People who order anything straight or on the rocks are generally Big Boys,” says Tess Koman over at Cosmo. “It’s a statement to order whiskey or bourbon straight.”

Knowing your brand also makes you appear more confident.

Personally, I’m a Maker’s man through and through.

Drink Like an Alpha Male (And Still F**k Her All Night…)

2) Old Fashioned

While we’re on the topic of my favorite bourbon, this signature bourbon cocktail (and preferred drink order of Don Draper) is a masculine classic. 

A great Old Fashioned should taste strong.

Very similar to bourbon straight.

But the bitters, sugar, and orange garnish add a little something extra.

TRENDING: 3 Secret “Touch Tricks” That Get Hot Girls Soaking Wet, Naked & On Top of You In Bed!

Warning: DO NOT order an Old Fashioned at a fancy cocktail bar that has dozens or hundreds of custom cocktail options.

That will make you seem like you don’t like to try new things.

Women will read that as “boring in bed” material.

Also, try to avoid ordering complex cocktails that take time at extremely busy bars with bartenders struggling to keep up with demand. 

This will make you appear callous and like you don’t give a damn about other people’s time.

For date nights at home, here is how to prepare a professional Old Fashioned:

Ingredients

  • 1/2 teaspoon sugar
  • 3 dashes Angostura bitters
  • 1 teaspoon water
  • 2 ounces bourbon
  • Garnish: orange peel

Steps

  • Add the sugar, bitters and water into a rocks glass, and stir until sugar is nearly dissolved.
  • Fill the glass with large ice cubes, add the bourbon, and gently stir to combine.
  • Express the oil of an orange peel over the glass, then drop in.
Drink Like an Alpha Male (And Still F**k Her All Night…)

3) Sazerac

Pronounced “Saz-Uh-Rak.” 

Say it with me, Saz-Uh-Rak. Sazerac. 

Nailed it.

Trust me, you don’t want to mispronounce your fancy drink order, or else you’ll just look like a jackass or a poser.

Onward:

Sazerac is considered to be the oldest cocktail in America, according to the United States Bartenders Guild.

The Sazerac is a classic rye whiskey and cognac cocktail with layers upon layers of complexity that can help showcase your own personal complexity and depth that you’ve developed over years of experience and hard work.

For entertaining, here is how to prepare a Sazerac cocktail:

Ingredients

  • Absinthe, to rinse
  • 1 Sugar cube
  • 1/2 tsp Cold water
  • 3 dashes Peychaud’s bitters
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters
  • 1 1/4 oz Rye whiskey
  • 1 1/4 oz Cognac
  • Garnish: Lemon peel

Steps

  • Rinse a chilled rocks glass with absinthe, discarding any excess, and set aside.
  • In a mixing glass, muddle the sugar cube, water and both bitters.
  • Add the rye and cognac fill with ice, and stir until well-chilled.
  • Strain into the prepared glass.
  • Twist a slice of lemon peel over the surface to extract the oils and then discard.
Drink Like an Alpha Male (And Still F**k Her All Night…)

4) Dry (Gin) Martini

Don’t worry, clear liquor gentlemen. We’ve got one for you too.

The classic dirty gin martini is another masculine classic.

Think James Bond…

Although… technically the Vesper martini Bond is known for is actually a vodka martini… 

But that’s neither here nor there.

According to Koman, “Guys who order gin martinis at bars are making power moves.”

A martini screams class. 

The message it sends is that you’ve been around, you know what you want, and you know how to get it. 

INSIDER SECRETS: This All-Natural 5-Food Formula Gives You Rock-Hard Erections (Click For The Recipe)…

Little-Known Fact: gin was the drink of choice of F. Scott Fitzgerald, author of The Great Gatsby, who believed — incorrectly — that gin could not be detected on the breath.

To showcase your “shaken, not stirred” abilities at home, here is how to create a picture perfect dry martini:

Ingredients

  • 2 ½ ounces gin
  • ½ ounce dry vermouth
  • 1 dash orange bitters
  • Garnish: lemon twist

Steps

  • Add all the ingredients into a mixing glass with ice and stir until very cold.
  • Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
  • Garnish with a lemon twist.

Now you know what to order, and what your order is saying about you to hot women everywhere…

The only problem now is that drink enough of these manly drinks, and you won’t be so manly in the bedroom. I’m talking “limp noodle” time.

Luckily, I know just how to fix that:

Drink Like an Alpha Male (And Still F**k Her All Night…)

Get Whiskey Drunk, Without The Whiskey D*ck

The old-fashioned is one of my personal favorites, it’s manly, it’s fun to make, it looks cool, and it tastes great.

In fact, recently the girl I’m seeing started mentioning that she was surprised at how “virile” I was…

…and after I was like “virile? Wtf lol…”

(Seriously aside from doctors who the hell uses the word virile? haha)

She said I felt “bigger” to her… and I was plowing her with the vigor of a bronze-age farmer the past few weeks

I thought about it for a while… and the only difference was I’d switched from beer to a Bourbon Old Fashioned every night.

(Always with Bulleit bourbon–another tip.)

Now I was intrigued. Most guys can’t get hard for sh*t after drinking a bit of alcohol.

So what the hell was in this Bourbon that was getting me so hard all of a sudden?

It turns out there’s a fair bit of fruit in the Old Fashioned.

THAT was the secret!

Because cherries and oranges are two of the five fruits that have been used for centuries to get guys harder for longer!

Both fruits are PACKED with antioxidants, which have been shown to help increase erection strength, and increase a man’s sex drive.

In fact… while I was researching I saw this video that showed Casanova himself used these fruits to bang hot girls in their 20s until he was 72 Y.O….

And Casanova wasn’t the only one…

Many of history’s greatest seducers ate 5 SPECIFIC fruits that have been shown to boost your blood flow and your sex drive, resulting in rock hard erections and the stamina of a 21-year-old quarterback!

Here’s the video that’ll show you all 5 fruits to use for MAXIMUM hard-ons… plus exactly how much of each to eat:

Share this...
Share on facebook
Facebook
Share on twitter
Twitter