“I Wrote Off This Guy Due to Limp Dick… And Then He BLEW MY MIND In Bed!”

“I Wrote Off This Guy Due to Limp Dick… And Then He BLEW MY MIND In Bed!”

All It Takes Is Eating THIS to Go From “Can’t Get It Up” to a Raging Bull in Bed Any Girl Will Enthusiastically Drop Her Panties and Bend Over For…

“I Wrote Off This Guy Due to Limp Dick… And Then He BLEW MY MIND In Bed!”

By Ali Schaeffer, Senior College Staff Writer

So I met this guy, Alan, on a dating app….and we actually really hit it off!

We went on a few dates…the conversation was always really easy… he made me laugh…he treated me nicely…and there was lots of cute flirting.

But this time…his gaze was different…

It was like I could feel his desire burning into me.

And I wanted him too.

I knew today was the day we were going to have sex for the first time.

We had a great lunch date…

the conversation flowed perfectly.

It’s as though he knew all the right things to say.

I could feel the intense chemistry between us as soon as he placed the palm of his hand on my thigh.

The date quickly went from tasting each other’s entrees to tasting each other’s lips…

and before I knew it we were at his place making out on the couch…

“I Wrote Off This Guy Due to Limp Dick… And Then He BLEW MY MIND In Bed!”

I Was SO WET… SO Turned On…and Then THIS Happened…

We’d made out before, but this time it was different.

It was hotter, heavier, and passionate. We both knew where this was heading.

Clothes were flying off of each other, just piling up by the floor.

My breathing was deepening.

I was getting flushed…and REALLY turned on.

My eyes immediately gravitated towards his pants…

I could see his bulge inside his briefs.

I couldn’t wait to rip them off of him.

I’d imagined this moment for a while, and now it was finally here.

But as soon as his briefs slid down…I could hardly believe it.

He wasn’t hard…

I’m sorry to say but his dick was as limp as the noodles I cooked for dinner last night.

“I Wrote Off This Guy Due to Limp Dick… And Then He BLEW MY MIND In Bed!”

What Goes Through a Hot Girl’s Mind When You Can’t Get It Up For Her?

Was it me? Had I done something wrong. Wasn’t he attracted to me like I thought he was?

I was devastated, I was really looking forward to this…

and honestly in the moment I actually felt really bad for him.

I wanted to be able to comfort him…

But I just didn’t know what to say.

There were so many things running through my mind.

He tried to speak, but all that was coming out of his mouth was stutters…

“I’m so sorry. This hasn’t ever happened before. I’m really sorry. I don’t know what’s wrong. I think I’m just kind of nervous cos I like you.”

I didn’t want to be too harsh on him for something that was out of his control…

…So I gave it some time before going for round 2.

We tried a lot of things to get him hard again, but it just wasn’t happening.

I mean seriously, nothing was working!

And so eventually I just flat out told him…

…“Maybe we should stop. It’s fine. It’s not your fault.”

I could see how crushed he was by the whole experience. It was like I could see his ego literally bruising up before my eyes. I felt so bad for him.

I told him it didn’t matter and it didn’t change how I felt about him, but I could tell it didn’t make him feel any better…

…and then everything just turned really awkward from there.

I decided I better go home and give him some time to lick his wounds a bit.

We hugged and I told him to call me later. He didn’t. ????

I could tell he was devastated. Poor guy. Nothing I’d said was making him feel any better. I know it musta been awful for him. But it didn’t make me feel great either.

I really liked this guy… he was everything I had been looking for…

…but when he couldn’t get hard in the moment it just made me feel so unsatisfactory.

It felt like he wasn’t attracted to me at all.

He said I wasn’t the problem, but I felt like I was.

I could tell he felt bad, but I couldn’t help the way I reacted…

I know sex isn’t the most important thing about a relationship, but it IS a big part of it.

For me it is anyway.

It’s hard to imagine being with a guy long-term if he can’t get it up with me!

“I Wrote Off This Guy Due to Limp Dick… And Then He BLEW MY MIND In Bed!”

An Unexpected Phone Call Leads to Something REALLY Shocking (In Bed)…

After a few weeks, I got a call from him.

He apologized for everything that happened and asked if he could take me out again…

I was hesitant, I mean was it going to be awkward after what happened?

We’d got on so well before “the bedroom problem”…and I was scared it wouldn’t be the same now.

What if things got “heated” again and the same thing happened?

What if he couldn’t get it up again?

That might really be the end for us.

Anyway, he was really excited when I agreed to meet him… and he told me he’d been trying something new he’d found online to fix his “problem”.

He said I’d be “VERY happy when he showed me how well it’d been working.”

I was intrigued…and to be honest…a little nervous…but I went along with it.

I liked him a lot…and I wanted to give us a go.

I really DID want to have sex with him.

A few days later we met up for a dinner date this time.

And although the first couple of minutes felt a bit strange, we were soon chatting and laughing like we did before.

There was clearly an attraction there still.

But there was something DIFFERENT about him this time.

I couldn’t put my finger on it…but it was a confidence. He was so self-assured. He kept giving me this cheeky little smile. Like he knew something that I didn’t.

It was sexy.

I didn’t know for sure…

…. but I thought it might have something to do with this thing he’d told me he’d found online that fix his “bedroom issues.”

Anyway…

We paid the bill, and headed back to his to watch a movie.

Although…I think we both knew what was going to happen…and it WASN’T gonna be a movie.

“I Wrote Off This Guy Due to Limp Dick… And Then He BLEW MY MIND In Bed!”

How An “Average Joe” Became an Insatiable Raging Bull In Bed…

I’ll spare you the details but that night he made up for everything…

OH MY GOD!

Not only was he as hard as a rock…

but he lasted ALL night.

The sex was incredible.

I don’t think I’ve come that hard in forever!

I mean seriously…I had never experienced such mind-blowing orgasms like that!

[He even managed to make me squirt…and no one has ever been able to do that before!]

No wonder he seemed so confident at dinner.

It left me with a craving and desire for him that was unexplainable.

We had a romantic breakfast, and I told him I wanted to see him again that week.

But first…I needed to know what this “miracle” was he’d found online.

What the hell had he found that made him so hard!?

I DEMANDED that he tell me.

You know what he said?

“5 Vegetables!!”

That was it?

He’d gone from completely unable to get it up…to rock hard sex machine and all it took was 5 VEGETABLES??

He explained he’d been using an all-natural supplement that not only increased his sexual stamina…

But it gave him the hardest erections he’d ever had!.

He’d got his confidence back.

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P.S. – Oh my GOD… I’m SOOOOO horny from writing that up! Mmm… I think I’m gonna text Alan right now to see if he’s up to anything… if you wanna get random “booty call” texts from hot girls… have more confidence… and just naturally perform better in bed… I highly recommend this!

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