5 Clever-As-Hell Jokes That Make Hot Girls Laugh Like Hyenas (& Secretly Turn Them On)

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Hey guys, what’s up?

It’s Glenn, and in a minute I’m going to share my top three secrets on how to make a girl laugh and get her to like you.

And not in some kind of seeking her approval way.

You know me, I’m going to cut out all the bulls*it and show you how to make a girl laugh.

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And one of the side effects of this is that she is going to naturally start to like you. At first, it’s just a little spark.

She’ll be like, “Oh man, he’s a cool guy and I want to hang out with him more.”

But by the time you get to the third secret I’m going to show you, she’s going to be horny just thinking about you, fantasizing about you… and aching for you to throw her against the wall and bang her good.

Sound good? Awesome.

Let’s get started.

Catch The Full Video Transcript Below…

Okay, so here’s my first tip on how to make a girl laugh.

This is going to maybe sound contrary to what you might think and what you might have heard or what you might believe…

But for myself, I use a lot of self-deprecating humor.

And what I mean by that is I will make fun of myself in a very overly obvious way.

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Here Are a Few Examples From My Personal Life…

So for example, let’s just say we’re on a date, we’re having a good time and I bring up the topic of plastic surgery.

And I’m like, “Hey, would you ever consider plastic surgery?”

And she’s like, “No.” Or, “Maybe.” It doesn’t matter.

So then she’d be like, “Well, what about you?

And I’ll be like, “Well, can you keep it a little secret? I actually had a little bit of plastic surgery. See, my penis used to be one inch. And then I saw this really great doctor and now it’s like two and a half. So I’m like really extra confident and when I go to the gym, I’m not scared to take a shower with the guys.”

So that’s sort of like self-deprecating humor.

Like I’ll make fun of myself in a way that is very obvious that it’s total bulls*it.

And women really respond to this.

Another example would be, she’d be like, “I hated my last boyfriend. He was like really needy and really clingy.”

And I’ll be like, “No way. I’m really needy and clingy. You should probably go home right now.”

And even though I’m saying that, she’s intuitively knowing that I’m just f*cking with her and I’m not really that way.

And because I’m able to have this style and sense of humor, which other guys definitely are not having, she’s able to see that I’m very comfortable with myself and very experienced with women.

2) Banter

Okay, so here’s my second secret.

Banter.

Banter is flirting. Flirting is extremely sexy to a woman.

Most guys play it really safe when they’re around women–they just agree with her.

They’re falling over her every word. I like to banter and I like to flirt.

And what I mean by banter is making fun of her. It could be role playing in a way.

So for example, if a girl’s like, “Oh, I just cleaned my house.”

I’ll be like, “Oh yeah, are you any good at cleaning?”

And she’s like, “Yeah, I’m great.”

I’m like, “Awesome. I’m going to hire you to be my new maid. I need you there every Monday and Friday nights at 5:00.”

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Okay. And that’s like a little bit of banter and a little bit of role playing.

There are a million different scenarios that you can use with banter and role playing. That’s one.

Another one is the she’s chasing you vibe.

So how I like to do this–and this is really powerful and this really works great–is anything she does or anything she says, you relate it back like she’s just trying to chase you.

So for example, I’m really into yoga and meditation.

And a girl might say to me like, “Oh, I do yoga.”

So I’d be like, “Yeah, you’re just saying that because you think I’m hot.”

And she’d be like, “No, I really do yoga.”

And I’ll be like, “Well, what about meditating?

She’d be like, “Yeah, I meditate.”

And I’ll be like, “Are you just saying that because you really meditate? Or are you just saying that because they want to get my pants?”

So those are two examples.

You could take this any way you want, but they’re really powerful and they work really great.

3) This Last One Isn’t Really a Secret, BUT…

And now for my third secret.

And my third secret is just being comfortable and confident in yourself.

Now this isn’t really a secret, but I’m telling you, I know you have a sense of humor, a personality.

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What I always tell my students when I’m coaching them is, “I know you’re a naturally funny person. I know you can make a joke. I know you can make people laugh.”

When you’re out on a date, you’re with a girl, just try to be yourself and be comfortable and allow that natural sense of humor that you have to come out.

I promise you, you won’t regret it.

Because when you combine these jokes, and your own natural sense of humor with a really simple technique… it can get a woman to sleep with you the first night you meet her.

Here’s how:

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A lot of guys who email and write in to me seem to have a similar issue…

They can deliver a few clever lines, crack a couple of jokes, and get the girl laughing pretty quickly…

… but once the jokes run dry, the conversation dries up too.

Next thing you know there’s an awkward silence…

Next thing you know there’s an awkward exit…

… and now these dudes don’t have a phone number, or any prospect of a date with this girl.

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But it also creates a spark between the two of you… a connection, and even some arousal when you know where to touch her, and when.

In my experience touch is by far the most effective way to keep a woman interested in you and sleep with her…

But I understand why so many guys are afraid to touch women.

With touch there’s a fine line between being a total creep, and being smooth…

And when guys touch too much, or don’t touch enough… they often fail to get phone numbers, make plans, or even get her in the bedroom.

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