These Dirty Pickup Lines Will Make Hot Girls LOL (All The Way to Your Bedroom)…
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Everyone laughs at the thought of dirty pickup lines, but the truth is, sometimes they can be a lot better than most people think.
The first thing you say to a girl can either make you or break you, so if you want to have a good first impression, you NEED a good opener.
Hot girls get approached by DOZENS of guys every single week, and if you’re giving her the same bland opener, you won’t stand out…
…BUT, if you give her one of these bombshell pickup lines? She’s guaranteed to love it, and laugh herself all the way into your bedroom.
When To Use Pickup Lines…
Now, you definitely shouldn’t use a pickup line all the time.
There’s certain places where pickup lines should NOT be used:
- At The Workplace
- With Girls You See Every Day
- In Professional Settings
But, that being said, if you use one of these dirty pick up lines in the right place at the right time, she’s almost guaranteed to laugh.
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Here’s where you SHOULD use these pickup lines:
- Over Tinder (or Dating Apps)
- When You Won’t See Her Again
- If You Just Got Her Number
Pickup lines, let alone DIRTY ones, are an “all in approach.”
If she likes them, it’ll go GREAT. If she doesn’t, though? You’ll probably never want to see her again (it’ll be pretty awkward).
The best time to use these lines is if you’re trying to get laid on dating applications, like Tinder, Bumble, or Hinge.
So, with that out of the way, let’s get right to it…
1) The Dirty Pickup Line That Puts Her In Control…
“Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my private at attention.”
This one is great, especially if she’s got “military” somewhere in her online dating profile bio.
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The best thing about this one too, is that it isn’t outright dirty… you have to think for a second to understand what the line is implying.
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Plus, there’s plenty of other lines you can give her if she responds to this one favorably…
- Oh, so you like military men? You’ll love my private.
- Want to engage my target?
- Babe, I want to destroy that pussy like Hiroshima
There’s a ton of military pickup lines you could use to get her even more interested from here, but let’s go onto the next one…
2) If She’s Wearing a Dress in Her Photos…
“Wow, that dress looks great on you. The only place it would look better would be all crumpled up on my bedroom floor.”
Again, this is another brilliant pickup line, because it isn’t outright dirty, but rather it implies what you want to do to her.
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…and of course, if you know how to give girls great sex, chances are she’ll come back and throw that dress on your floor time and time again.
This line is also great, because it starts off with a compliment, which will put her into a good mood.
Then, you take a hard left turn, to spike her emotions.
3) The Dirty “Compliment” That’ll Make Her Hungry For You…
“Was your dad a baker? Because damn, you’ve got a nice set of buns.”
This will work great on any girl who has a big booty, because we all know that women love to get complimented.
…and, by using this line, you’re complimenting her in a different way than 99% of men would usually compliment her.
Women get lame, boring compliments all the time:
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- “Wow, you’ve got a great body!”
- “Hey beautiful!”
- “Wow, you’re gorgeous!’
Lame, lame, and lame. All of these comments are way too typical, and don’t make her laugh in the slightest. This dirty pickup line, though?
It’s guaranteed to make her laugh all the way into giving you her number.
4) The Somewhat Nerdy Yet Highly Effective Line Hot Girls Love…
“Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a very large bone I need you to examine.”
Funny enough, I actually used this to number-close a girl from Tinder who was majoring in archaeology…
…and it worked incredibly. Anytime you can give a custom-tailored pickup line to a woman, it immediately sets you apart from other guys.
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Because yes, dirty pickup lines are great, but do you know what’s even better? A dirty line that’s CUSTOMIZED to exactly who she is.
Not only does this show that you’re willing to put in a little bit of extra effort, but it shows wit and intelligence, too (which women love).
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5) If You Want to Make Her Laugh Hard, Say This…
“Do you work for UPS? Because I’ve got a large package for you.”
Seriously, how can you not read that and burst out laughing? In my opinion, this is a classic, and one of the funniest pickup lines of all time.
Again, it’s great, because it doesn’t outright compliment her (putting her up on a pedestal), but it implies that she’s hot enough to make you want her.
…and of course, there’s nothing more attractive to a woman than when a guy knows how to be funny, which you can demonstrate with these lines.
Because if there’s one thing that women are attracted to, it’s a guy who can make them laugh. It sounds like a stereotype, but it’s 100% true.
By the way, there is one more phrase you can add to these lines to make them even more effective–check out what it is below:
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Just add THIS simple, yet clever 3-letter phrase to your messages.
Research shows guys who use this get 28% more responses from younger women online…
(It’s got NOTHING to do with offering her dinner by the way…)
And as an added bonus… it often gets her to keep the conversation going… and sometimes (though not always) it’ll get her to ask you out first.
I don’t know about you… but I absolutely love it when the woman makes the first move.
The best part is, you can easily tack this phrase on to any of the openers above and it’ll come off as totally natural…
Think you can guess what it is?
P.S. Once you land a date… do THIS when you meet her in person, and your odds of getting laid that night f’in skyrocket…
